God Bless Amerrrricaaaa

I have been in L.A. for too long. First of all, I am now blond. Second of all, I now produce reality television. And third of all, I'm stupid.

I was in D.C. today walking around with my brother, sister in law, and two year old niece. As we turned away from the Washington Monument and towards that great domed building in the distance, I bent down to little CeCe and said, "See, that's where that evil man who runs the country lives."

My sister in law, imbued with motherly patience, said, "no, that's the capitol, not the white house."

I stared at her dumbly and then said, "oh, yeah, the white house has all those columns in front."

Time to renew my subscription to The Economist.