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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Nobel Peace Prize Goes To...

There are two things that I regularly list as the best inventions ever.

1. The Post-it.

2. The Tampon.

And now, I have added a third...

3. Tivo.

or, as it is known in non-copyrighted circles, the DVR.

I just got one and am shocked, SHOCKED, I got by without it. Now I can tape all the episodes of every show I've worked on, Dancing With The Stars, my new favorite show The Closer, every L&O known to man, and, of course, Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life on Lifetime. I can watch when I'M ready, and to hell with working my schedule around the networks'!!

It is a good and brilliant thing. Who created this? Give them the Nobel Peace Prize.

3 Comments:

  • At 7:24 PM, Blogger Jason said…

    I'm getting it once I'm in the new house, assuming I still am (neverending issues with my buyers). Surely DVR ranks up there with the moon landing and the Berlin Wall coming down!

     
  • At 7:27 PM, Blogger rock grrrl said…

    I share your feelings about the DVR... HOW exactly did I get by without this brilliant invention? As is the case with my cats, I can no longer remember what life was like without.

     
  • At 9:10 PM, Blogger Bunny said…

    The night I spent at my boyfriend's, by myself, with no cats, was the freakiest night. I had to talk to MYSELF, for pete's sake!

     

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