Everyone's Gay, Let's Face It

So who cares, right? One day, we'll all go to heaven, and then we'll find out just who was what.

So I've heard of a couple folks who really bat for Team Lavendar, but it's innuendo, isn't it? And who cares anyways? What's funny is, that they even care to hide it anymore. Queer Eye, Ellen, etc etc--isn't it okay now? At least on the three coasts? (Pacific, Atlantic, Lake Michigan?)