"Eh" for Elizabethtown?

A pal who's seen the three hour (yes, three hour) version of Cameron Crowe's upcoming heart-string-tugger Elizabethtown says it's...unimpressive. There are few however who love it so much they don't even want it edited down. Sounds like another Almost Famous--bored me to tears, couldn't make it through it, yet there are those who dote on the additional scenes on the DVD.

This pal says it's Orlando Bloom who's mostly to blame. Apparently when out of his warrior tights, he can't pull off every day young man.

I have seen the preview about a million times, and Orlando doesn't have the gravitas or sparkle that his costar Kirsten Dunst has in droves. There's just...something missing. It'll be a big test for him since Kingdom of Heaven didn't do so hot, and that actually looked good.