I'm Not Gay! I Swear! Hey, Bitch...

From Craigslist, persons (Platonic Only):

Hey, I'm lookin for people to hang out with. Go out drinking with, play video games with. Gender doesn't matter. I'm not gay. Not looking to be gay. Just lookin for cool people to hang out with. Nothin more than that. You know...the people you call after work and say "Hey bitch? What are we doin tonight?