You Can't Make This S**t Up

Because...you can't.

Monday, February 14, 2005

I know!! Let's hire Howard Dean!

Yeah!! He'll really moderate the party, and then "they" won't think the Democrats are all about impulsive choices, hyper-liberal alienating beliefs, and poorly managed campaigns! He he he ha ha ha sob sob sob...

To be fair, Howard had fans in the NRA and didn't raise taxes much in Vermont, so he's got some right-wing credibility...and hell no should the Dems sell themselves out anyway, but come on. The guy's about as contentious as you can get when it comes to "uniting" the party.

On the other hand, I think the reason the committee was so unanimous about electing (assigning? annointing? canonizing?) Dean to the position is that he's got balls. He's not afraid to fall flat on his face. So maybe he'll rejuvenate the party.

Dream 2008 ticket: Barak Obama and John McCain. Are you listening, Dean???

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